Is there anything worse than flossing?

(don’t answer that)

I am 25 and I have never used any kind of self control for any length of time. That’s the truth. I am bad at resolutions. I can’t count calories or weigh myself daily or put on make up in the mornings or dry my hair before I leave or wake up on time or hang my clothes up when they come out of the dryer or half the time remember to take them out of the dryer or remember to buy dog food before it runs out or exercise or pursue creative endeavors such as writing or using my camera more often or make a budget or bring my lunch to work or make up my bed in the morning or do one entire round of crest white strips from start to finish.