It's time for another edition of conversations with my mom

  • Me, home for Thanksgiving about to leave to visit a friend from high school: Does this outfit look ridiculous?
  • Mom: No! You look like an Elf!
  • Me: ....
  • Mom: You look fun.
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: It really doesn't matter what you look like. You're meeting Autumn and she will always look like Hilary Swank.